Bureaucracy Club of the Antipodes Islands

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency
Eugene McCarthy


The Bureaucracy Club is an organisation of bureaucrats, by bureaucrats, and for bureaucrats. The Bureaucracy Club is dedicated to the propagation, study, maintenance, enhancement, documentation, and optimisation of bureaucracies and bureaucrats. The Bureaucracy Club is organised and administered by the Annals of Improbable Research.

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